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Excentric | FOR LEXOPHILES (LOVERS OF WORDS)2. A will is a dead giveaway. 3. Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana. 4. A backward poet writes inverse. 5. In a democracy it’s your vote that counts; in feudalism, it’s your Count that votes. 6. A chicken crossing the road: poultry in motion. 7. If you don’t pay your exorcist you can get repossessed. 8. With her marriage she got a new name and a dress. 9. Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft and I’ll show you A-flat miner. 10. When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds. 11. The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine was fully recovered. 12. A grenade fell onto a kitchen floor in France resulting in Linoleum Blownapart. 13. You are stuck with your debt if you can’t budge it. 14. Local Area Network in Australia: The LAN down under. 15. He broke into song because he couldn’t find the key. 16. A calendar’s days are numbered. 17. A lot of money is tainted: ‘Taint yours, and ‘taint mine. 18. A boiled egg is hard to beat. 19. He had a photographic memory which was never developed. 20. A plateau is a high form of flattery. 21. The short fortuneteller who escaped from prison: a small medium at large. 22. Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end. 23. When you’ve seen one shopping center you’ve seen a mall. OUR VENERABLE STAFF:Morrie Horowitz: Originator Thom Stanley: Editor Blodwyn Smythe: Staff Ace Reporter Jim Bishop Jr.: Staff Dignitary M. J. Barnett: Staff Resident Angel Doug Sutherland: Staff Realist Lush Gumball: Staff Kozmologist David Fidelman: Staff Theorist Susan O?Farrill: Staff Proofer Sasha Cederlund: Staff Balloon Rev Brendon Marks: Staff Sage J. C. Brookwood: Staff Tale Teller William Jordan: Staff Alien Guy Gideon Noir: Staff Cottonwood Guy Ranger Bob: Staff Circulator Joseph G. Evrard: Staff Kentucky Guy Tess: Staff Mascot Lon Walters: Staff Taste Tester | 
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