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Excentric | More Church Bulletin Bloopers . . .Announcement in the church bulletin for a National PRAYER & FASTING Conference: “The cost for attending the Fasting and Prayer conference includes meals.” Miss Charlene Mason sang “I will not pass this way again” giving obvious pleasure to the congregation. “Ladies, don’t forget the rummage sale. It’s a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Don’t forget your husbands.” The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been canceled due to a conflict. The sermon this morning: “Jesus Walks on the Water.” The sermon tonight: “Searching for Jesus.” Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our community. Smile at someone who is hard to love. Say “hell” to someone who doesn’t care much about you. Don’t let worry kill you off — let the Church help. Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days. A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow. The senior choir invites any member of the congregation who enjoys sinning to join the choir. Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles, and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children. For those of you who have children and don’t know it, we have a nursery downstairs. Potluck supper Sunday at 5:00 pm —prayer and medication to follow. OUR VENERABLE STAFF:Morrie Horowitz: Originator Thom Stanley: Editor Blodwyn Smythe: Staff Ace Reporter Jim Bishop Jr.: Staff Dignitary M. J. Barnett: Staff Resident Angel Doug Sutherland: Staff Realist Lush Gumball: Staff Kozmologist David Fidelman: Staff Theorist Sasha Cederlund: Staff Balloon Rev Brendon Marks: Staff Sage William F. Jordan: Staff Alien Guy Gideon Noir: Staff Cottonwood Guy Ranger Bob: Staff Circulator Joseph G. Evrard: Staff Kentucky Guy Joel Mann: Staff Wine Sampler Tess & Moeshe: Staff Mascots | ![]() |
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